Some of us could use a bit of extra sunshine on those terribly early mornings. If you know anyone like that, then look no further than your new breakfast buddy. It turns every batch of coffee into a cup of absolute joy. It also refuses to make eye contact so you won’t feel judged for whatever your hair is doing. But why is it blue? And where did it get that mushroom? It doesn’t want to answer those questions, so please stop asking.
Get this for somebody who wants to stop hating sunrises.
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